Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered
Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Banks Prove They are Utter Bastards
The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.
Retired Barber Makes Comeback
Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.
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Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out
A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.
Self-isolating Teenager
When your mother is the town's crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.
A Plea from The Druid
The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.
British Weather Taking the Piss
The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.
Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus
The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
