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Clap for Wheelie Bins

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.


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Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Only Sexy Young Women go to the Beach

Only Sexy Young Women go to the Beach

As Britain basks in the hottest day of all time, it has emerged that only nubile teenage girls like to go to the beach. Here they will frolic in their bikinis, seductively splashing each other, giggling as the cold sea water glistens on their bodies.