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Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

What can the Conservative Party offer a working-class kid from Rochdale? Ordinarily, fuck-all. However, if that working-class kid from Rochdale had been a managing director at Deutsche bank, a millionaire, an MP for eight years, a cabinet minister for four years, and the son of a bus driver, then its the position of Home Secretary!

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

Jeremy Corbyn has sparked outrage across social media by taking 185 minutes to tweet a brief statement congratulating the Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the birth of their son. The reason for his unforgivable oversight is astonishing, yet predictable.


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Nottingham Poet Nails It

Nottingham Poet Nails It

Police were shocked to discover a 31 year old man writing in pain yesterday, after having nailed his own ear to a tree.

The Proclaimers to Start A-Level Course

The Proclaimers to Start A-Level Course

The world of pop music reacted with surprise and excitement as it was revealed that The Proclaimers were to start some A-level Courses at a Sixth form in the Midlands.