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Clap for Wheelie Bins

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.


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Liverpool Couple in Running Divorce

Liverpool Couple in Running Divorce

A Liverpool man has divorced his wife for unreasonable behaviour - jogging with her head positioned lower than her ass. Sid Splat, 54, tells his sorry tale to the Druids's Loom.

Vince Cable to Relaunch Himself with a New Name

Vince Cable to Relaunch Himself with a New Name

The perennially anonymous leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Vince Cable, has hired a crack-team of personal branding experts to add a much-needed boost his non-existent public profile.

Whoopsie – Says Department For Education

Whoopsie – Says Department For Education

The Department for Education, the government department in charge of the education of every child in the country, has placed live exam papers on its website, making the whole thing a total waste of time and effort.

Hypocrite To Become Economic Migrant

Hypocrite To Become Economic Migrant

Walking clump of smegma, Nigel Farage, has decided that he is going to move to America, as it looks like Britain is going to take a battering after Brexit.