Computer Science Students Actually Do Some Work
There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.
Virgin Mobile Call Centre Still Having Unexpectedly High Volumes of Calls
A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn't seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.
New Logo Gets Inspiration from Britain First, not Premier League, say UKIP
UKIP has stressed that its potential new "lion logo" gets it's inspiration from the Britain First and NOT the Premier League.
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Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?
As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.
