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Clap for Wheelie Bins

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.


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The End of an Erotic Era.

The End of an Erotic Era.

After 64 years of pleasure it is time for Randy Mandy to hang up her handcuffs and close The Pink Cello Bordello.

Liverpool Couple in Running Divorce

Liverpool Couple in Running Divorce

A Liverpool man has divorced his wife for unreasonable behaviour - jogging with her head positioned lower than her ass. Sid Splat, 54, tells his sorry tale to the Druids's Loom.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin's Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.