British "Prime Minister" today shocked the nation when he did something right, without completely screwing it up.
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit, Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.
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National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
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What can the Conservative Party offer a working-class kid from Rochdale? Ordinarily, fuck-all. However, if that working-class kid from Rochdale had been a managing director at Deutsche bank, a millionaire, an MP for eight years, a cabinet minister for four years, and the son of a bus driver, then its the position of Home Secretary!