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Clap for Wheelie Bins

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.


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The Proclaimers to Start A-Level Course

The Proclaimers to Start A-Level Course

The world of pop music reacted with surprise and excitement as it was revealed that The Proclaimers were to start some A-level Courses at a Sixth form in the Midlands.

Rich Man Dies

Rich Man Dies

The media went into meltdown, when a rich man - that no-one had really heard of until today - died.