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Clap for Wheelie Bins

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.


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MPs in Need – Druid’s Loom Charity Appeal

MPs in Need – Druid’s Loom Charity Appeal

How would you feel if suddenly you had to pay up to 3% more Stamp Duty on your second or third home? Or, if your expense claim for your £34 breakfast was declined because you lost the receipt? This is how it feels to be an MP, everyday!

Man Made to go to Work Feeling Like Shit

Man Made to go to Work Feeling Like Shit

Darryl Burgervan, phoned in sick because he'd had a lingering cold over the the Christmas period and was still coughing his guts up - only to be told by his boss to get his lazy arse into work.