Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.
Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.
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