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Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

What can the Conservative Party offer a working-class kid from Rochdale? Ordinarily, fuck-all. However, if that working-class kid from Rochdale had been a managing director at Deutsche bank, a millionaire, an MP for eight years, a cabinet minister for four years, and the son of a bus driver, then its the position of Home Secretary!


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England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

News emanating from England’s training-camp in Saint Petersburg appears to confirm the rumour that team-manager, Gareth Southgate, has already asked his players which of them would like the time-honoured privilege of scuffing the penalty that will see England ignominiously crash out of the World Cup

Go on Holiday in Lake District, Says PM from Lanzarote

Go on Holiday in Lake District, Says PM from Lanzarote

David Cameron told the British public that they should spend their Easter holidays in the Lake District to help the area recover from the recent floods. The announcement was made from his luxury villa in Lanzarote.

“Oh For F**ks Sake,” say Junior Doctors

“Oh For F**ks Sake,” say Junior Doctors

Junior Doctors today reacted with dismay when they heard that the man who has ruined their lives, and the lives of their patients decided to have a go at running for Prime Minister