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Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

What can the Conservative Party offer a working-class kid from Rochdale? Ordinarily, fuck-all. However, if that working-class kid from Rochdale had been a managing director at Deutsche bank, a millionaire, an MP for eight years, a cabinet minister for four years, and the son of a bus driver, then its the position of Home Secretary!

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

Jeremy Corbyn has sparked outrage across social media by taking 185 minutes to tweet a brief statement congratulating the Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the birth of their son. The reason for his unforgivable oversight is astonishing, yet predictable.


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Only Sexy Young Women go to the Beach

Only Sexy Young Women go to the Beach

As Britain basks in the hottest day of all time, it has emerged that only nubile teenage girls like to go to the beach. Here they will frolic in their bikinis, seductively splashing each other, giggling as the cold sea water glistens on their bodies.

Film Critic Fired

Film Critic Fired

A Glasgow based film critic has been arrested for wounding 46 cinema goers with a child's catapult.  

CIA is to Outlaw Bodyboarding

CIA is to Outlaw Bodyboarding

The US State Department has announced plans to stop the controversial practice of body- boarding. It follows widespread criticism from human rights groups who say forcing middle aged men with pot-bellies to humiliate themselves in front of younger, flaxen-haired surfers is cruel and inhuman.