Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
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Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.
Thank God for Some Different News Say British Public
The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
The Women of Jorvik
We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves. But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!
Not Being able to Sweat is Probably Bullshit says Bond Villain.
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.
