Dear Valued Druid’s Loom Reader/Subscriber,
Over the past 5 years (probably against your better judgement) you subscribed to The Druid’s Loom. Thanks to you, the website still gets many thousands of hits weekly.
In this time of crisis many potential readers have now mowed the lawn, washed the car and are not sat at home on their arses. They have run rampant around the local supermarkets and totally cleaned them out. They are already bored of Netflix, the internet and masturbating. They need something else to get them through the day.
This is where you come in. I thought it would be a lovely idea if we could lift the spirits of the nation with a Countrywide Covid Comedy Contribution. (Just look at all that alliteration!)
The Druid’s Loom Needs You
I am looking for writers and cartoonists to help to submit hilarious articles and cartoons for the website during this difficult time. Also if you know of anyone else who has skills in this area – get them involved too.
It’s great fun, you get to publically take the piss out of politicians and vent your rage at anything you disagree with.
Any profits made, will go to donating bog roll to old folk.
Article Submissions can be sent here: https://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/submissions/
Cartoon Submissions Can be sent here: https://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/druids_toon_submissions/
Spoof Adverts Can Be sent Here: https://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/spoofads/
Letters to the Druid can be sent here: https://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/send-us-a-letter/
Druid’s Loom Problem Page here: https://druidsloom.co.uk/druid/ask-the-druid/
Alternatively you can email any other old shit to me directly at firstname.lastname@example.org.
With Your help we can Make Britain Laugh Again
Lots of Love