Ask the Druid

Ask the Druid, is our very own problem page. Send us your problems, the ruder the better!


Ask the Druid



 Are you suffering from a burning sensation when you take a piss? Maybe you suspect your wife is having an affair? Or perhaps you just can’t get it up. Whatever your personal or relationship issue, the Druid is here to help. 

The Druid is completely unqualified to help you, and the Druid’s loom takes no responsibility for any injury caused when following his advice.

Send your embarrassing problems to the druid by email –, or fill in the form at the bottom of the page.

A Teenager - Self Isolating

Self-isolating Teenager

The Cats Mother Says NO!

A Pong Near My Dong

Me Thinks He Doth Protest Too Much

I think I might be Gay

The Right Guy For The Knob Job

That's Gotta Hurt - A Bent Phallus, Yesterday

My Manhood Bends The Wrong Way

A bit of extra pleasure

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