Ask the Druid

Ask the Druid, is our very own problem page. Send us your problems, the ruder the better!

 

Ask the Druid

 

 

 Are you suffering from a burning sensation when you take a piss? Maybe you suspect your wife is having an affair? Or perhaps you just can’t get it up. Whatever your personal or relationship issue, the Druid is here to help. 

The Druid is completely unqualified to help you, and the Druid’s loom takes no responsibility for any injury caused when following his advice.


Send your embarrassing problems to the druid by email – [email protected], or fill in the form at the bottom of the page.


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A Pong Near My Dong

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I think I might be Gay

The Right Guy For The Knob Job

That's Gotta Hurt - A Bent Phallus, Yesterday

My Manhood Bends The Wrong Way

A bit of extra pleasure

Send Us Your Problems Here





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Your Problem

Please note, the Druid is not qualified to answer your problems sensibly.

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