Other Things Probably More Important than Big Ben Bonging

As narrow minded idiots obsess over the silencing the Bongs of Big Ben, normal people tell them to get a fucking grip.

Other Things Probably More Important than Big Ben Bonging

As narrow minded idiots obsess over the silencing the Bongs of Big Ben, normal people tell them to get a fucking grip.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to "look at evidence", Professor Hawking's voice box seems to have developed a fault.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to “look at evidence”, Professor Hawking’s voice box seems to have developed a fault.

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed "Autumn Holidays", it was announced today.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed  “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed “Autumn Holidays”, it was announced today.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.

Female Dr Who Latest – Huge Explosion at Daily Mail Office

There have been reports today of a large explosion at the offices of the Daily Mail and Mail Online, as staff tried to write articles about the new female Dr Who.

Female Dr Who Latest – Huge Explosion at Daily Mail Office

There have been reports today of a large explosion at the offices of the Daily Mail and Mail Online, as staff tried to write articles about the new female Dr Who.

Artificial Intelligence Evolves Basic Human Emotions

Scientists expressed concern today, after an AI project, demonstrated it had developed it's own basic human emotions.

Artificial Intelligence Evolves Basic Human Emotions

Scientists expressed concern today, after an AI project, demonstrated it had developed it’s own basic human emotions.

Kensington & Chelsea Council Fails to Organise Piss Up in Brewery

A trip to a brewery, for staff working at Kensington & Chelsea Council, lacked significant organisation and resulted in disappointment, the Druid's Loom discovered yesterday.

Kensington & Chelsea Council Fails to Organise Piss Up in Brewery

A trip to a brewery, for staff working at Kensington & Chelsea Council, lacked significant organisation and resulted in disappointment, the Druid’s Loom discovered yesterday.

Sun ‘Journalists’ Now Officailly Lowest Form of Life

Sun 'journalists' were today reclassified as the lowest form of life after trying to impersonate a friend of a Grenfell Tower victim, to secure an exclusive fucking interview.

Sun ‘Journalists’ Now Officailly Lowest Form of Life

Sun ‘journalists’ were today reclassified as the lowest form of life after trying to impersonate a friend of a Grenfell Tower victim, to secure an exclusive fucking interview.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

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