Nigel Farage Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn't give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.

Nigel Farage Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn’t give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.

Digital Disaster

A reader wonders want to do when their internet connection fails and is surprised to find other people living in her house.

Digital Disaster

A reader wonders want to do when their internet connection fails and is surprised to find other people living in her house.

#StopBrexit Manifesto Beermats

The ever delightful owner of the Wetherspoons pubs, Tim Martin (who told Remainers to "put a sock in it" earlier this year), has decided to launch his own Brexit Manifesto on the back of a beermat...

#StopBrexit Manifesto Beermats

The ever delightful owner of the Wetherspoons pubs, Tim Martin (who told Remainers to “put a sock in it” earlier this year), has decided to launch his own Brexit Manifesto on the back of a beermat…

James Bond Shaken and Stirred by Sex Allegations

Fictional character, James Bond has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.

James Bond Shaken and Stirred by Sex Allegations

Fictional character, James Bond has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.

WHO Announce Jeremy Hunt as World Health Ambassador

After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.

WHO Announce Jeremy Hunt as World Health Ambassador

After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.

Computer Science Students Actually Do Some Work

There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.

Computer Science Students Actually Do Some Work

There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.

Virgin Mobile Call Centre Still Having Unexpectedly High Volumes of Calls

A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn't seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.

Virgin Mobile Call Centre Still Having Unexpectedly High Volumes of Calls

A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn’t seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

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