Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit,  Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Following their announcement that food is currently being stockpiled; in the event of a hard Brexit; the Tory “Government” stated that if there were to be a No Deal Brexit, everyone would be issued with BLUE ration books, to match their new blue passports. Blue Fucking Passports “This is what is meant by taking back […]

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

Despite a ruling yesterday, stating that the "Two Child Benefit Limit" is lawful, the Druid's Loom can reveal today that some couples are exempt and will still receive state handouts.

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

Despite a ruling yesterday, stating that the “Two Child Benefit Limit” is lawful, the Druid’s Loom can reveal today that some couples are exempt and will still receive state handouts.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Slimy, Stinking Animal Throws Fish into Thames

Slimy, stinking animal, Nigel Farage,  was photographed today, throwing dead fish into the River Thames, in a publicity stunt that makes him look like an even bigger twat than he actually is.

Slimy, Stinking Animal Throws Fish into Thames

Slimy, stinking animal, Nigel Farage,  was photographed today, throwing dead fish into the River Thames, in a publicity stunt that makes him look like an even bigger twat than he actually is.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin's Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin’s Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.

Wales Concerned as Oxfam Aid Workers Sent to Earthquake Zone

People in Wales and the South West of England has expressed concern today, as they learned that Oxfam would be dispatching aid workers to areas worst affected by todays earthquake.

Wales Concerned as Oxfam Aid Workers Sent to Earthquake Zone

People in Wales and the South West of England has expressed concern today, as they learned that Oxfam would be dispatching aid workers to areas worst affected by todays earthquake.

Norwegians Decline Offer to Live in Shithole

The people of Norway have declined 'President' Trump's offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.

Norwegians Decline Offer to Live in Shithole

The people of Norway have declined ‘President’ Trump’s offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.

Commuter Rail Fares to Include “Pound of Flesh” Option.

After the new price rises for the average rail fares, train companies now  include a 'pound of flesh' option for those unable to pay.

Commuter Rail Fares to Include “Pound of Flesh” Option.

After the new price rises for the average rail fares, train companies now  include a ‘pound of flesh’ option for those unable to pay.

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