Dyson to Make Ventilators

As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.

Dyson to Make Ventilators

Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year

Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.

Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year

Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.

A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber

As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.

A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber

As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.

Thank God for Some Different News Say British Public

The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.

Thank God for Some Different News Say British Public

The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.

Not Being able to Sweat is Probably Bullshit says Bond Villain.

After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.

Not Being able to Sweat is Probably Bullshit says Bond Villain.

After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn’t at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid’s Loom.