Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?

As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.

Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?

As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.

GCSE Results More Complicated than Actual GCSE Exams

With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.

GCSE Results More Complicated than Actual GCSE Exams

With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.

Other Things Probably More Important than Big Ben Bonging

As narrow minded idiots obsess over the silencing the Bongs of Big Ben, normal people tell them to get a fucking grip.

Other Things Probably More Important than Big Ben Bonging

As narrow minded idiots obsess over the silencing the Bongs of Big Ben, normal people tell them to get a fucking grip.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to "look at evidence", Professor Hawking's voice box seems to have developed a fault.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to “look at evidence”, Professor Hawking’s voice box seems to have developed a fault.

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed "Autumn Holidays", it was announced today.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed  “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed “Autumn Holidays”, it was announced today.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.