Artificial Intelligence Evolves Basic Human Emotions

Scientists expressed concern today, after an AI project, demonstrated it had developed it's own basic human emotions.

Artificial Intelligence Evolves Basic Human Emotions

Scientists expressed concern today, after an AI project, demonstrated it had developed it’s own basic human emotions.

Kensington & Chelsea Council Fails to Organise Piss Up in Brewery

A trip to a brewery, for staff working at Kensington & Chelsea Council, lacked significant organisation and resulted in disappointment, the Druid's Loom discovered yesterday.

Kensington & Chelsea Council Fails to Organise Piss Up in Brewery

A trip to a brewery, for staff working at Kensington & Chelsea Council, lacked significant organisation and resulted in disappointment, the Druid’s Loom discovered yesterday.

Sun ‘Journalists’ Now Officailly Lowest Form of Life

Sun 'journalists' were today reclassified as the lowest form of life after trying to impersonate a friend of a Grenfell Tower victim, to secure an exclusive fucking interview.

Sun ‘Journalists’ Now Officailly Lowest Form of Life

Sun ‘journalists’ were today reclassified as the lowest form of life after trying to impersonate a friend of a Grenfell Tower victim, to secure an exclusive fucking interview.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

God fine with Cadbury and the National Trust

The Lord Almighty, waded into the National Trust/. Cadbury Easter egg argument saying that he has bigger things to worry about.

God fine with Cadbury and the National Trust

The Lord Almighty, waded into the National Trust/. Cadbury Easter egg argument today by saying that he has bigger things to worry about.

Third Born Children to be Exempt from Human Rights

Third born, and subsequent children, are to become exempt from human rights under the Government's crackdown on the poor, young, disabled and vulnerable.

Third Born Children to be Exempt from Human Rights

Third born, and subsequent children, are to become exempt from human rights under the Government’s crackdown on the poor, young, disabled and vulnerable.

“Starting War with a NATO Country Seems Sensible”, says Senile Old Bastard

Imbecile Lord Howard, yesterday suggested that the UK, should start war with Spain, because he thinks that we would easily be able to defeat an advancing Armada of wooden ships.

“Starting War with a NATO Country Seems Sensible”, says Senile Old Bastard

Imbecile Lord Howard, yesterday suggested that the UK, should start war with Spain, because he thinks that we would easily be able to defeat an advancing Armada of wooden ships.

Woman with ‘Nothing to Hide’, Hides Tax Return.

British Prime Minister, Theresa May - who has absolutely nothing to hide - refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.

Woman with ‘Nothing to Hide’, Hides Tax Return.

British Prime Minister, Theresa May – who has absolutely nothing to hide – refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.

Disabled must pay for MP’s £1000 salary rise, says Disabilities Minister.

Disabilities Minister, Penny Mordaunt, who has just had a fucking £1000 pay rise, says the £3.7 billion cuts to disability benefit will help pay for it.

Disabled must pay for MP’s £1000 salary rise, says Disabilities Minister.

Disabilities Minister, Penny Mordaunt, who has just had a fucking £1000 pay rise, says the £3.7 billion cuts to disability benefit will help pay for it.

Teach Children in Small Chunks, Says Senior Citizen Egg Sucking Mentor.

Minister for State Schools, Nick Gibb -  trying to demonstrate that he knows loads about evidence based educational research - patronisingly explained that teaching children small bits of information over a period of time was better than trying to teach everything at once.

Teach Children in Small Chunks, Says Senior Citizen Egg Sucking Mentor.

Minister for State Schools, Nick Gibb –  trying to demonstrate that he knows loads about evidence based educational research – patronisingly explained that teaching children small bits of information over a period of time was better than trying to teach everything at once.