London Fairground Surgeon Prosecuted

London Fairground Surgeon Prosecuted

Our fairground correspondent was at the scene and was able to highlight the story in full detail. “I knew there was something funny going on when some genital skin debris landed on my candy floss. I looked over and saw this bloke engaging in a graphic sausage...
Street Mugger Reaches Rock Bottom

Street Mugger Reaches Rock Bottom

Rob Sidebottom 36, applied this method of attack as a strategy to mitigate his violations in a hypothetical court case. He figured that a slapstick approach to street robbery would provide some amusement for the judge, who may subsequently demonstrate some leniency...
Liverpool Couple in Running Divorce

Liverpool Couple in Running Divorce

I caught her red-handed – jogging with her head positioned lower than her ass. An utterly unforgivable act – worse than adultery in my book! Humiliation  I would rather have caught her doing that than jogging with her head positioned lower than her ass. It’s the...