Jeremy Hunt Praise Causes Projectile Vomiting Amongst NHS Staff

The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words 'hard working' and 'great job' proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.

Jeremy Hunt Praise Causes Projectile Vomiting Amongst NHS Staff

The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words ‘hard working’ and ‘great job’ proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.

Other News to Sue Brexit

Other News has come to the end of its tether and is to sue Brexit for gross misconduct and bullying.

Other News to Sue Brexit

Other News has come to the end of its tether and is to sue Brexit for gross misconduct and bullying.

Trump Hardware launch new prejudice adhesive ‘No More Mexicans’.

President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.

Trump Hardware launch new prejudice adhesive ‘No More Mexicans’.

President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.

Ken Dodd Triggers a Tickle 50

Britain was thrown into chaos today as Ken Dodd tickled the Prime Minister into submission and accidentally triggered article 50. Rabid leave fanatic Dodd denies 'dark forces at work'.

Ken Dodd Triggers a Tickle 50

Britain was thrown into chaos today as Ken Dodd tickled the Prime Minister into submission and accidentally triggered article 50. Rabid leave fanatic Dodd denies ‘dark forces at work’.

Royal marriage in crisis. BBC licence fee set to rocket

The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ' bloody useless around the house'. The Queen stated ' One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ' she said, on The One Show.

Royal marriage in crisis. BBC licence fee set to rocket

The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ‘ bloody useless around the house’. The Queen stated ‘ One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ‘ she said, on The One Show.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ' health tourist' and 'foreign'.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ‘ health tourist’ and ‘foreign’.