Regional Newspaper in Stamp Collecting Shock!

Readers of an English regional newspaper have reacted with shock, fury, amazement, and xenophobia, following news that a local news reporter may or may not collect stamps.

Regional Newspaper in Stamp Collecting Shock!

Readers of an English regional newspaper have reacted with shock, fury, amazement, and xenophobia, following news that a local news reporter may or may not collect stamps.

Novak Djokovic Sued by His Own Testicles

The world of international tennis was rocked today with the announcement that Novak Djokovic’s testicles have issued a law suit against him claiming 50% of his championship winnings.

Novak Djokovic Sued by His Own Testicles

The world of international tennis was rocked today with the announcement that Novak Djokovic’s testicles have issued a law suit against him claiming 50% of his championship winnings.

The Druid’s Loom Hedgehog Hospital

Every year hundreds of hedgehogs are run over while crossing the road. Can you spare just £5 a month to help us buy much needed bicycle pumps?

The Druid’s Loom Hedgehog Hospital

Better still, if you have ungrateful children who hardly ever visit you and who can’t even be bothered to send you a card at Christmas – why not cut them out of your will completely? Think how pissed off they will be when you leave everything to us! By donating just £5 a month to […]

Iain Duncan-Himmler Resigns!

The Reichstag was rocked today following the shock resignation of the Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Duncan-Himmler.

Iain Duncan-Himmler Resigns!

The Reichstag was rocked today following the shock resignation of the Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Duncan-Himmler.

CCTV – Outrage as Woman Puts Wheelie Bin Inside Cat

Animal rights groups reacted with fury after home CCTV footage appeared to show a woman putting a wheelie bin inside a cat.

CCTV – Outrage as Woman Puts Wheelie Bin Inside Cat

In the extraordinary clip posted on YouTube, a woman is seen stroking a wheelie bin. Thinking she is alone, she then shoves the bin inside a passing cat. According to the RSPCA the bin was in the cat for several hours. Fur Ball The dustbin’s shocked owner told Druids Loom – ‘I thought the cat was […]

Nazis Sweep the Board at Oscars

Fresh turmoil hit the Oscars today after nominations for ‘Best Racist’ and ‘Best Supporting Racist’ were leaked to the press.

Nazis Sweep the Board at Oscars

Critics have seized on the absence of non-fascists in the line-up, accusing the Academy of bias. Bias A spokesperson for the Academy told Druids Loom – ‘I know people are accusing us of bias, but the brutal truth is that non-racists just weren’t up to scratch this year.’ Best Scaremongering Top of the nominations list […]

Air to be Privatised – Markets React Favourably

Excited stockbrokers creamed their pants today as the Chancellor announced plans to sell-off all UK air and oxygen.

Air to be Privatised – Markets React Favourably

A beleaguered stock market rallied on the back of the news, with the FTSE 100 and Dow Jones closing up on this morning’s trading. An exact share price has not yet been set, but Vince Cable is determined it should be affordable to most billionaires. Pay-as-You-Breathe Parliament is expected to green-light the privatisation in the […]

Nation Celebrates as Queen Punches Nick Clegg in Face

Violence broke out at Buckingham Palace today as the Queen put former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg in a headlock and repeatedly punched him in the face.

Nation Celebrates as Queen Punches Nick Clegg in Face

The pair began fighting after Mr Clegg praised the EU. The Queen is a well-known Eurosceptic and revolutionary Trotskyite.  According to one eye witness the Queen threw a corgi at him, did a back flip, and followed it up with a Thai kick-boxing move. Rift Nick Clegg dismissed reports of a rift with the palace […]

Scouse Ghost Haunts TV

A terrified television crew was forced to abandon filming today when the ghost of Derek Acorah caused supernatural mayhem.

Scouse Ghost Haunts TV

During filming of an episode of ‘Para-Subnormal Witless’, a camera crew reported seeing a strange apparition with blonde highlights floating around the set like a strange orb. A terrified producer told Druids Loom – ‘It was horrible. It glowed with an unearthly bronze tan.’ Freeview Psychic experts believe the spectre could be the ghost of […]

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