The Cats Mother Says NO!

When your mother is the town's crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.

The Cats Mother Says NO!

When your mother is the town’s crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.

Clowning Around

The clowns are frightening the UK, and for once we don't mean the government. This American craze has overstayed it's welcome.

Clowning Around

The clowns are frightening the UK, and for once we don’t mean the government. This American craze has overstayed it’s welcome.

Meat Slicer Incident Leaves Man With Half A Sausage

Putting your sausage in a meat slicer can only end in disaster, Mr Nobb found this out the hard way.

Meat Slicer Incident Leaves Man With Half A Sausage

Putting your sausage in a meat slicer can only end in disaster, Mr Nobb found this out the hard way.

A Pong Near My Dong

A gentleman who is ready to get intimate with a new lady friend, seeks help with telling her about his smelly spuds. Auntie Druid to the rescue.

A Pong Near My Dong

A gentleman who is ready to get intimate with a new lady friend, seeks help with telling her about his smelly spuds. Auntie Druid to the rescue.

Kick-Off’s Over Bin Collection Schedules.

As if having to wait three weeks for bin collections wasn't bad enough, talk of a four-weekly schedule sends citizens into a rage.

Kick-Off’s Over Bin Collection Schedules.

As if having to wait three weeks for bin collections wasn’t bad enough, talk of a four-weekly schedule sends citizens into a rage.

Mayor Boycotts New Fiver

Polymer notes? Mayor Flange doesn't want them in his town....got any sandpaper?

Mayor Boycotts New Fiver

Polymer notes? Mayor Flange doesn’t want them in his town….got any sandpaper?

Artist To Unveil Latest Work Of Shart

The man with the explosive arse, Al Squitz will not only be opening his latest art exhibition tomorrow, he'll be part of it.

Artist To Unveil Latest Work Of Shart

The man with the explosive arse, Al Squitz will not only be opening his latest art exhibition tomorrow, he’ll be part of it.

“Where’s Ainsley?” competition costs entrant £367.38

Furious and out of pocket, Nigel Cumdrip tells us how he was shafted by a competition in his favourite magazine.

“Where’s Ainsley?” competition costs entrant £367.38

Furious and out of pocket, Nigel Cumdrip tells us how he was shafted by a competition in his favourite magazine.

Squatter prevents lady from shaking her lettuce.

With a problematic pigeon and her husband being a useless tit, Mrs Billody is forced to leave her lettuce damp.

Squatter prevents lady from shaking her lettuce.

With a problematic pigeon and her husband being a useless tit, Mrs Billody is forced to leave her lettuce damp.

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