Racist nut jobs across the country have been celebrating their perceived new found supremacy against other races. As they struggle to understand that racism is still a hate crime, they have exercised the freedoms they believe Brexit will bring – by being complete fuckers.
“It’s awesome,” explained Tom Runtmuffin, an EDL member from Kent. “Before Brexit if I called brown person a ‘paki’, the police came and stuff. Now I can spit on their children and post dog turds through their letter boxes to my hearts content.“
Moronic scumbags have been thinking of ever more ingenious ways of spreading their message of hate.
“This time last week, all I could do was troll foreigners via my anonymous twitter account,” Baz Spaz, a skin-headed freak from Barnsley told us. “Today I printed out 100 leaflets on my computer saying ‘Vermine Go Home”, and posted them through all the doors of the Polish people who live in my town. I know I spelt ‘vermin’ wrong – but I think I got the message across!“
“I’m thinking of setting up a website too,” he added.
Spurred on by the plethora of racist scaremongering that has been prevalent in the right wing media for months, many fascists are taking a more violent approach.
“I am going to kick the shit out of all the fuckin’ refugees,” Kurtis Diarrhoea explained enthusiastically, yet failing grasp the stupidity of his comment. “It’s what Rupert Murdoch and Paul Dacre have been asking me to do for months.“
Meanwhile, many normal people have been sat at home, holding their heads in their hands, in complete and utter despair of humanity.