The incident occurred at Brotherby Gate Secondary Academy, this morning. The victim, was attempting to answer a question in Geography, when Rupert blurted out “Get a wash you scruffy bastard”.
The class teacher remonstrated with Rupert, who initially stopped. However he resumed his verbal attack at break time.
Stinky Fart Pants
“All I did was call him stinky fart pants and then mock him for having a really crumpled blazer and dirty shirt. He looks poor and that, and he does smell. The silly little twat then went and told a teacher!” Rupert explained.
Rupert was escorted to the Head of Year’s office where he was told that persistent bullying, is unacceptable in the school and he would receive 3 days suspension as a punishment. His mum was then called to collect him.
“I was really surprised, I think it is well harsh,” an emotional Rupert told us. “David Cameron implied that Jeremy Corbyn was scruffy and everyone laughed at Prime Minister’s Question Time yesterday! I don’t see him being suspended from Parliament for 3 days and his mum being called in. It’s not fair!”
Head Teacher, Bernard Hummenby, tried to set the record straight, “There is a zero tolerance of bullying at Brotherby Gate. I guess in Parliament they need to re-look at their anti-bullying policy, as it really does set a bad example when things like this occur. Young minds are very impressionable. Only last week I had to exclude a child for fucking a pig’s head”.