Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year

Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.

Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year

Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.

A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber

As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.

A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber

As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.

Thank God for Some Different News Say British Public

The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.

Thank God for Some Different News Say British Public

The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.

The Women of Jorvik

We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves. But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!

The Women of Jorvik

We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves.
But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!

Not Being able to Sweat is Probably Bullshit says Bond Villain.

After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.

Not Being able to Sweat is Probably Bullshit says Bond Villain.

After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn’t at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid’s Loom.

Boris Johnson Does Something Right

British "Prime Minister" today shocked the nation when he did something right, without completely screwing it up.

Boris Johnson Does Something Right

Total amazement swept across the United Kingdom yesterday, when the Prime Minister, and self styled village idiot, did something right for once. Blundering Fool The usual blundering fool, surprised the nation  when he miraculously didn’t fuck up. “I couldn’t believe it,” said close aid, Martin Mumflut. “I have become so used to disaster following him […]

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.

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