Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Banks Prove They are Utter Bastards

The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.

Banks Prove They are Utter Bastards

The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.

Self-isolating Teenager

When your mother is the town's crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.

Self-isolating Teenager

Self-isolating Teenager – A concerned reader writes to the druid to ask about their self-isolating child. Auntie Druid offers some helpful advice as usual.

A Plea from The Druid

The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.

A Plea from The Druid

The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.

British Weather Taking the Piss

The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.

British Weather Taking the Piss

The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.

Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Shit Wipes Toilet Roll

In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.

Shit Wipes Toilet Roll

In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man's 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man’s 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

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