National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

Virgin Mobile Call Centre Still Having Unexpectedly High Volumes of Calls

A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn't seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.

Virgin Mobile Call Centre Still Having Unexpectedly High Volumes of Calls

A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn’t seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.

Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?

As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.

Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?

As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.

Woman with ‘Nothing to Hide’, Hides Tax Return.

British Prime Minister, Theresa May - who has absolutely nothing to hide - refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.

Woman with ‘Nothing to Hide’, Hides Tax Return.

British Prime Minister, Theresa May – who has absolutely nothing to hide – refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.

Primark Manager Confused by NHS Crisis

A manager of a Watford branch of Primark has shared his confusion over the ongoing ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ within the NHS.

Primark Manager Confused by NHS Crisis

A manager of a Watford branch of Primark has shared his confusion over the ongoing ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ within the NHS.

Brexit – Not as Bad as World War II – says Dickhead.

Premium dickhead, David Davis, today attempted to reassure the British people by inferring that Brexit probably wouldn't be as bad as World War II

Brexit – Not as Bad as World War II – says Dickhead.

Premium dickhead, David Davis, today attempted to reassure the British people by inferring that Brexit probably wouldn’t be as bad as World War II

Known Liar Says Britain “Doing Great” After Brexit

Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove  that he 'thought' Britain was 'doing great after Brexit', in an interview yesterday.

Known Liar Says Britain “Doing Great” After Brexit

Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove  that he ‘thought’ Britain was ‘doing great after Brexit’, in an interview yesterday.

Business Meeting Not as Good as Stock Photo Suggests

A Wiltshire man was disappointed to find that a recent business meeting he attended was nothing like the one depicted in the stock photo on his employers promotional material.

Business Meeting Not as Good as Stock Photo Suggests

A Wiltshire man was disappointed to find that a recent business meeting he attended was nothing like the one depicted in the stock photo on his employers promotional material.

British are the 2nd Biggest Wankers in the World

Despite falling rapidly in the global education league tables, poor economic performance, high levels of depression and diminishing standards are living; the latest stats from PornHub make you proud to be British.

British are the 2nd Biggest Wankers in the World

Despite falling rapidly in the global education league tables, poor economic performance, high levels of depression and diminishing standards are living; the latest stats from PornHub make you proud to be British.

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