The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.
The British banks today proved they were complete and utter bastards, by targeting desperate people and making money out of the coronavirus crisis.
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn't seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.
A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn’t seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.
As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.
As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.
With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.
With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.
British Prime Minister, Theresa May - who has absolutely nothing to hide - refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.
British Prime Minister, Theresa May – who has absolutely nothing to hide – refused to publish her tax return, yesterday.
A manager of a Watford branch of Primark has shared his confusion over the ongoing ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ within the NHS.
A manager of a Watford branch of Primark has shared his confusion over the ongoing ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ within the NHS.
Premium dickhead, David Davis, today attempted to reassure the British people by inferring that Brexit probably wouldn't be as bad as World War II
Premium dickhead, David Davis, today attempted to reassure the British people by inferring that Brexit probably wouldn’t be as bad as World War II
Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove that he 'thought' Britain was 'doing great after Brexit', in an interview yesterday.
Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove that he ‘thought’ Britain was ‘doing great after Brexit’, in an interview yesterday.
A Wiltshire man was disappointed to find that a recent business meeting he attended was nothing like the one depicted in the stock photo on his employers promotional material.
A Wiltshire man was disappointed to find that a recent business meeting he attended was nothing like the one depicted in the stock photo on his employers promotional material.
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Culture Secretary John Whittingdale told the Druid's Loom today that sampling different types of culture and entertainment, such as engaging in a relationship with a sex-worker, was just part of his job and he should be praised for 'going the extra mile'.
Sun 'journalists' were today reclassified as the lowest form of life after trying to impersonate a friend of a Grenfell Tower victim, to secure an exclusive fucking interview.
Following Andrea Leadsom's announcement that British tea, jam and biscuits will be at the heart of Britain's brexit trade plans, the WI have dispatched a trade envoy to forge trade deals across the world.
The unnamed mate, of the bloke down the pub, who is cited in a range of outlandish anecdotes, is now classed as a more reliable news source than the Daily Mail, Wikipedia has revealed.
