Nicky Morgan Jealous of Jeremy Hunt

Today, Nicky Morgan announced that she is getting increasingly jealous of Jeremy Hunt's ability to piss off the Junior Doctors. As a result she is about to launch an all out assault on the teaching profession.

Nicky Morgan Jealous of Jeremy Hunt

Today, Nicky Morgan announced that she is getting increasingly jealous of Jeremy Hunt’s ability to piss off the Junior Doctors. As a result she is about to launch an all out assault on the teaching profession.

Whoopsie – Says Department For Education

The Department for Education, the government department in charge of the education of every child in the country, has placed live exam papers on its website, making the whole thing a total waste of time and effort.

Whoopsie – Says Department For Education

The Department for Education, the government department in charge of the education of every child in the country, has placed live exam papers on its website, making the whole thing a total waste of time and effort.

Teacher Workload Crisis Solved – Say Department for Education

The Department for Education announced today, that the teacher workload crisis had been averted, as teachers are now working more overtime than any other professional to compensate.

Teacher Workload Crisis Solved – Say Department for Education

The Department for Education announced today, that the teacher workload crisis had been averted, as teachers are now working more overtime than any other professional to compensate.

Why Didn’t You Tell Us Baseline Tests were Bollocks? Ministers ask Teachers

The Department of Education angrily asked teachers yesterday, why they didn't point out that the new baseline tests were an utterly crap idea and a meaningless accountability measure.

Why Didn’t You Tell Us Baseline Tests were Bollocks? Ministers ask Teachers

The Department of Education angrily asked teachers yesterday, why they didn’t point out that the new baseline tests were an utterly crap idea and a meaningless accountability measure.

Academy Chain to Close Non-Profit Making Schools

The St Bastard's Academy chain, that currently runs 15 secondary schools across the country is set to close all those that are not making a profit.

Academy Chain to Close Non-Profit Making Schools

The CEO of St Bastard’s Academy Trust, Brian Muckfodder explained how disappointed he has been by the lack of effort that schools have put in to generating income. Legally Obliged “When I set up the St Bastard Trust things looked very promising. Each ‘school’ had well over 1000 customers, all of whom are legally obliged to attend […]

Schools Charge Children £2 to Take a Dump.

It emerged today that some schools are planning to charge students £2 to take a dump and £1 to have a wee, after funding cuts mean they can no longer afford toilet paper, and those little yellow urinal cakes.

Schools Charge Children £2 to Take a Dump.

It emerged today that some schools are planning to charge students £2 to take a dump and £1 to have a wee, after funding cuts mean they can no longer afford toilet paper, and those little yellow urinal cakes.

No Stupid Kids Please – Say Academies

In a study published today it has been found that Academies are not that keen on SEN kids and prefer ones that do well and make them look good in league tables.

No Stupid Kids Please – Say Academies

In a study published today it has been found that Academies are not that keen on SEN kids and prefer ones that do well and make them look good in league tables.

Teacher Recruitment Crisis – Problem Solved

The Government has told primary schools that it has found the solution to the teacher recruitment crisis. It has ordered the shut down of the School Direct training scheme for this year.

Teacher Recruitment Crisis – Problem Solved

The Government has told primary schools that it has found the solution to the teacher recruitment crisis. It has ordered the shut down of the School Direct training scheme for this year.