Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

WHO Announce Jeremy Hunt as World Health Ambassador

After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.

WHO Announce Jeremy Hunt as World Health Ambassador

After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to "look at evidence", Professor Hawking's voice box seems to have developed a fault.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to “look at evidence”, Professor Hawking’s voice box seems to have developed a fault.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.

Vape Shops Advise Teenagers – ‘Come Back When You Have 40-A-Day Habit’

Nine in ten Vape shops have been found to be encouraging 15-year-olds to go away and develop a forty-a-day habit before they can sell them e-cigarettes.

Vape Shops Advise Teenagers – ‘Come Back When You Have 40-A-Day Habit’

Nine in ten Vape shops have been found to be encouraging 15-year-olds to go away and develop a forty-a-day habit before they can sell them e-cigarettes.

Disabled must pay for MP’s £1000 salary rise, says Disabilities Minister.

Disabilities Minister, Penny Mordaunt, who has just had a fucking £1000 pay rise, says the £3.7 billion cuts to disability benefit will help pay for it.

Disabled must pay for MP’s £1000 salary rise, says Disabilities Minister.

Disabilities Minister, Penny Mordaunt, who has just had a fucking £1000 pay rise, says the £3.7 billion cuts to disability benefit will help pay for it.

“NHS is a Mess and There’s No One to Blame” – Says Hunt

Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has spent ages trying to find someone to blame for the current crisis in the NHS, but has not yet managed to track them down.

“NHS is a Mess and There’s No One to Blame” – Says Hunt

Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has spent ages trying to find someone to blame for the current crisis in the NHS, but has not yet managed to track them down.

Chain Smoking, Sun Bed Addict, Unnecessarily Worried About Burnt Toast.

Heavy smoker and Daily Mail reader is convinced she is going to get cancer, after she ate a piece of burnt toast a couple of weeks ago.

Chain Smoking, Sun Bed Addict, Unnecessarily Worried About Burnt Toast.

Heavy smoker and Daily Mail reader is convinced she is going to get cancer, after she ate a piece of burnt toast a couple of weeks ago.

Primark Manager Confused by NHS Crisis

A manager of a Watford branch of Primark has shared his confusion over the ongoing ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ within the NHS.

Primark Manager Confused by NHS Crisis

A manager of a Watford branch of Primark has shared his confusion over the ongoing ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ within the NHS.

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