Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A Hartlepool man Ron Ronnerson has for weeks been telling everyone he has met in every place that he has been that “This whole Coronavirus thing will mean he can finally sort out his loft.” Pulling Down the Steps As Britain and the world went into lockdown...
Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Entrepreneur Gordon Coff gave Druids Loom reporter, Alison Henderson, an exclusive interview today over the phone in relation to the new Government lock down rules. Social Distancing Gordon, a retired barber from Fleetwood Lancashire, said he wanted to re-start his...
Medics Better at Medical Stuff

Medics Better at Medical Stuff

Media outlets, such as the Daily Mail, have today reacted with a pathetic level of pseudo surprise, that the NHS111 help line; A call-centre that uses untrained medical staff to give life and death advice, is not as good as its (more expensive) predecessor, NHS...
Helpful Hunt!

Helpful Hunt!

Hello there readers! It’s Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt here; looking to give you medical advice and top tips on how to stay healthy. Now, it doesn’t take an idiot to realise that there are currently problems with our overstretched health service. In fact,...