Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.