7 Day NHS – Issues Resolved

The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.

7 Day NHS – Issues Resolved

The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.

Jeremy Hunt Agrees to Talks

Jeremy Hunt today agreed to enter talks, with the Grim Reaper, in order to sway public opinion over the Junior Doctor's strike.

Jeremy Hunt Agrees to Talks

Jeremy Hunt today agreed to enter talks, with the Grim Reaper, in order to sway public opinion over the Junior Doctor’s strike.

Outrage at MailOnline Blackhead Extraction Videos

The Daily Mail readership begged and pleaded with the national newspaper today,  to stop publishing videos of people squeezing out their blackheads, on the MailOnline website.

Outrage at MailOnline Blackhead Extraction Videos

The Daily Mail readership begged and pleaded with the national newspaper today,  to stop publishing videos of people squeezing out their blackheads, on the MailOnline website.

I Really Can’t Be Arsed Anymore – Says Jeremy Hunt

On hearing the news  this morning, and being reminded there is another doctors strike, Jeremy Hunt just rolled over and went back to bed.

I Really Can’t Be Arsed Anymore – Says Jeremy Hunt

On hearing the news  this morning, and being reminded there is another doctors strike, Jeremy Hunt just rolled over and went back to bed.

A Hysterical Hysterectomy Feature – Men? Oh Pause!

A Druid's Loom Contributor, describes in quite staggering detail, her vasectomy; sorry hysterectomy operation.

A Hysterical Hysterectomy Feature – Men? Oh Pause!

A Druid’s Loom Contributor, describes in quite staggering detail, her vasectomy; sorry hysterectomy operation.

Easter Sunday to be Renamed Sugar-Tax Sunday

The Government has announced that Easter Sunday is to be renamed Sugar-Tax Sunday, in honour of the huge windfall that the Bank Holiday will bring to the UK.

Easter Sunday to be Renamed Sugar-Tax Sunday

The Government has announced that Easter Sunday is to be renamed Sugar-Tax Sunday, in honour of the huge windfall that the Bank Holiday will bring to the UK.

Sun ‘Journalist’ Regrets Having a Go at Doctors

The Sun 'journalist' who was responsible for the scathing article about Junior Doctors, calling for those who strike to be sacked, regretted his actions when he was diagnosed with cancer of the soul earlier today.

Sun ‘Journalist’ Regrets Having a Go at Doctors

The Sun ‘journalist’ who was responsible for the scathing article about Junior Doctors, calling for those who strike to be sacked, regretted his actions when he was diagnosed with cancer of the soul earlier today.

The Department of Work and Pensions has Crabbs

Having just rid itself of one itchy parasitic louse, the Department of Work and Pensions was shocked to learn today that it now has crabbs.

The Department of Work and Pensions has Crabbs

Having just rid itself of one itchy parasitic louse, the Department of Work and Pensions was shocked to learn today that it now has crabbs.