Jeremy Hunt Praise Causes Projectile Vomiting Amongst NHS Staff

The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words 'hard working' and 'great job' proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.

Jeremy Hunt Praise Causes Projectile Vomiting Amongst NHS Staff

The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words ‘hard working’ and ‘great job’ proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.

Man Made to go to Work Feeling Like Shit

Darryl Burgervan, phoned in sick because he'd had a lingering cold over the the Christmas period and was still coughing his guts up - only to be told by his boss to get his lazy arse into work.

Man Made to go to Work Feeling Like Shit

Darryl Burgervan, phoned in sick because he’d had a lingering cold over the the Christmas period and was still coughing his guts up – only to be told by his boss to get his lazy arse into work.

Jeremy Hunt Fails to Understand How Technology Works

Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18's from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.

Jeremy Hunt Fails to Understand How Technology Works

Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18’s from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ' health tourist' and 'foreign'.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ‘ health tourist’ and ‘foreign’.

A Pong Near My Dong

A gentleman who is ready to get intimate with a new lady friend, seeks help with telling her about his smelly spuds. Auntie Druid to the rescue.

A Pong Near My Dong

A gentleman who is ready to get intimate with a new lady friend, seeks help with telling her about his smelly spuds. Auntie Druid to the rescue.