Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.

British Weather Taking the Piss

The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.

British Weather Taking the Piss

The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.

The Women of Jorvik

We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves. But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!

The Women of Jorvik

We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves.
But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin's Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin’s Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

John Bercow Stuck in Notting Hill Carnival Traffic

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, had a very surprising and lengthy trip to the laundrette, during the Notting Hill Carnival.

John Bercow Stuck in Notting Hill Carnival Traffic

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, had a very surprising and lengthy trip to the laundrette, during the Notting Hill Carnival.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed "Autumn Holidays", it was announced today.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed  “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed “Autumn Holidays”, it was announced today.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.

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