Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin's Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.

Maplin’s Holiday Camps to Close

Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin’s Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

John Bercow Stuck in Notting Hill Carnival Traffic

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, had a very surprising and lengthy trip to the laundrette, during the Notting Hill Carnival.

John Bercow Stuck in Notting Hill Carnival Traffic

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, had a very surprising and lengthy trip to the laundrette, during the Notting Hill Carnival.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed "Autumn Holidays", it was announced today.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed  “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed “Autumn Holidays”, it was announced today.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age – workers in their late 30’s and early 40’s were today told by the Government to ‘die working’.

Fifty Shades of Stretchmarks

Bolton woman, Em Bryo, has been offered the opportunity of a lifetime penning her own book, Fifty Shades of Stretchmarks, which is released this August by Pethidine Publishing Limited. Miss Bryo gives us an insight of what inspired her to write her very first book.

Fifty Shades of Stretchmarks

Bolton woman, Em Bryo, has been offered the opportunity of a lifetime penning her own book, Fifty Shades of Stretchmarks, which is released this August by Pethidine Publishing Limited. Miss Bryo gives us an insight of what inspired her to write her very first book.

Trump Wins ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview” Award.

President Donald Trump today gave the 'best answers' in an interview and won the award for the most batshit answers given in a interview.

Trump Wins ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview” Award.

President Donald Trump gave an interview so fucking insane yesterday that it won the ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview Award’. A full transcript of the interview is shown below. Trump on Dinner Interviewer: “Mr. President, you will not be attending the annual correspondents association dinner, is that right?” Trump: “Correct. Instead I will be ordering a take-away. That’s eleven million […]

British are the 2nd Biggest Wankers in the World

Despite falling rapidly in the global education league tables, poor economic performance, high levels of depression and diminishing standards are living; the latest stats from PornHub make you proud to be British.

British are the 2nd Biggest Wankers in the World

Despite falling rapidly in the global education league tables, poor economic performance, high levels of depression and diminishing standards are living; the latest stats from PornHub make you proud to be British.

Druid’s Loom – Review of the Year

The Druid's Loom looks back at 2016 and offers an in depth analysis.

Druid’s Loom – Review of the Year

The Druid’s Loom looks back at 2016 and offers an in depth analysis.

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