Self-isolating Teenager

When your mother is the town's crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.

Self-isolating Teenager

Self-isolating Teenager – A concerned reader writes to the druid to ask about their self-isolating child. Auntie Druid offers some helpful advice as usual.

The Cats Mother Says NO!

When your mother is the town's crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.

The Cats Mother Says NO!

When your mother is the town’s crazy cat lady, chances of finding a lady and starting a relationship are slim to non.

A Pong Near My Dong

A gentleman who is ready to get intimate with a new lady friend, seeks help with telling her about his smelly spuds. Auntie Druid to the rescue.

A Pong Near My Dong

A gentleman who is ready to get intimate with a new lady friend, seeks help with telling her about his smelly spuds. Auntie Druid to the rescue.

The Right Guy For The Knob Job

Davey C turned his back on his career and seeks advice on whether he should answer calls or paint dildos.

The Right Guy For The Knob Job

Davey C turned his back on his career and seeks advice on whether he should answer calls or paint dildos.

A bit of extra pleasure

Bob Dickfish is seeking advice on spicing things up with his wife on their anniversary...after their chippy tea.

A bit of extra pleasure

Bob Dickfish is seeking advice on spicing things up with his wife on their anniversary…after their chippy tea.

“I Need Help with French Kissing”

Excess saliva producing freak, asks the Druid for advice with kissing.

“I Need Help with French Kissing”

Excess saliva producing freak, asks the Druid for advice with kissing.