England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

News emanating from England’s training-camp in Saint Petersburg appears to confirm the rumour that team-manager, Gareth Southgate, has already asked his players which of them would like the time-honoured privilege of scuffing the penalty that will see England ignominiously crash out of the World Cup

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

News emanating from England’s training-camp in Saint Petersburg appears to confirm the rumour that team-manager, Gareth Southgate, has already asked his players which of them would like the time-honoured privilege of scuffing the penalty that will see England ignominiously crash out of the World Cup

Druid’s Loom – Review of the Year

The Druid's Loom looks back at 2016 and offers an in depth analysis.

Druid’s Loom – Review of the Year

The Druid’s Loom looks back at 2016 and offers an in depth analysis.

Olympics: Favela Dwellers Not Really Noticing “A New World”

The "New World" promised by the Rio 2016 slogan, has not yet reached the people of the Favela, despite the slums being situated just meters from the stadium, it was revealed yesterday.

Olympics: Favela Dwellers Not Really Noticing “A New World”

The “New World” promised by the Rio 2016 slogan, has not yet reached the people of the Favela, despite the slums being situated just meters from the stadium, it was revealed yesterday.

If Evans is the answer, what the hell is Arsene asking?

Arsenal fans worried that Arsene has completed his transfer business for the summer, fear not. Word on the street is that he is making a £15m move for West Brom's Jonny Evans. I'll just leave that there a moment, let it sink in for you.

If Evans is the answer, what the hell is Arsene asking?

Arsenal fans worried that Arsene has completed his transfer business for the summer, fear not. Word on the street is that he is making a £15m move for West Brom’s Jonny Evans. I’ll just leave that there a moment, let it sink in for you.

Manchester City Pay Man £50m a Year to Remove Pizza from Raheem’s Diet

Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City's head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season.

Manchester City Pay Man £50m a Year to Remove Pizza from Raheem’s Diet

Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City’s head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season.

The End of an Erotic Era.

After 64 years of pleasure it is time for Randy Mandy to hang up her handcuffs and close The Pink Cello Bordello.

The End of an Erotic Era.

After 64 years of pleasure it is time for Randy Mandy to hang up her handcuffs and close The Pink Cello Bordello.

England Beaten by Pub Team

Following their defeat against Iceland in Euro 2016, England played a friendly match against a local pub team and lost.

England Beaten by Pub Team

Following their defeat against Iceland in Euro 2016, England played a friendly match against a local pub team and lost.

ISIS – ‘We’re Not Going to Bother with Euro 2016’

Terror organisation, ISIS, has announced today that they are not going to bother attacking  Euro 2016, as 'fans' are already doing a pretty good trashing the competition themselves.

ISIS – ‘We’re Not Going to Bother with Euro 2016’

Terror organisation, ISIS, has announced today that they are not going to bother attacking  Euro 2016, as ‘fans’ are already doing a pretty good trashing the competition themselves.