Jeremy Hunt Fails to Understand How Technology Works

Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18's from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.

Jeremy Hunt Fails to Understand How Technology Works

Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18’s from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.

Idiots Who Drill into their iPhone 7 – Banned From Technology

Utter morons, who drill into the case of their £700+  iPhone 7, to try to find a headphone jack, are to be banned from using all forms of technology, under new Government proposals.

Idiots Who Drill into their iPhone 7 – Banned From Technology

Utter morons, who drill into the case of their £700+  iPhone 7, to try to find a headphone jack, are to be banned from using all forms of technology, under new Government proposals.

Jealous Bitch has a go at People who do Good Things

Jealous bitch, Katie Hopkins, had a go at philanthropists, today, who are trying their hardest to make the world a better place.

Jealous Bitch has a go at People who do Good Things

Worthless old sow, Katie Hopkins today launched a bizarre and unwarranted  attack against good people, who are using their money to help the less fortunate around the world. Harridan The raddled harridan, who shot to fame by being crap on a reality TV show and fucking someone in a field, presented her vile and objectionable article in the Daily […]

Organic fuel is the future

Jack Russell is on a mission to rid the streets of dog dollops….and to fuel his car with them. We caught up with Jack to get a scoop on poop.

Organic fuel is the future

Jack Russell is on a mission to rid the streets of dog dollops….and to fuel his car with them. We caught up with Jack to get a scoop on poop.

Heathrow Goes Down Under

  An aeroplane has been discovered in an upside down position on the runway at Heathrow airport.

Heathrow Goes Down Under

 
An aeroplane has been discovered in an upside down position on the runway at Heathrow airport.

Britain to Build a Large Cardigan Collider

The Hadron Collider, built deep beneath the Swiss Alps, was until recently the world’s largest particle accelerator. Today the British government has announced ambitious plans to build a rival facility. 

Britain to Build a Large Cardigan Collider

British scientists have undertaken a groundbreaking experiment that shows old ladies can detect nippy draughts and subtle changes in room temperature even when they are locked in an air tight room several miles underground. Sealed in a Vacuum Scientists were shocked to discover that, even when they are sealed in a vacuum and buried under […]

Reactions to Facebook Reactions

Facebook has finally added more reactions, so you don't have to click 'like', when someone dies. But are the reactions enough. The Druid's Loom, examines some of the reactions they missed.

Reactions to Facebook Reactions

We have all had, at some point, that Facebook dilemma when some gives some bad news via their Facebook wall and you wish to respond. Maybe their pet had died, or perhaps they have been diagnosed with a terminal disease. You want to do something, but you don’t care enough to write a comment, or […]

Global Panic at Druid’s Loom Outage

There was worry and panic across the world today as The Druid's Loom website suffered an outage, which meant it was offline for about 2 hours.

Global Panic at Druid’s Loom Outage

Druid’s Loom users, were left dismayed and heartbroken as their favourite ‘news’ site lost connectivity between 10am and 12pm today. Bewildered Many were left bewildered at the “Cannot Display” message that they were receiving. Some pressed the refresh button on their browser at least twice before going back to doing something more productive, or watching […]