As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.
Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.
The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
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Pope Francis, stunned the journalists at a press conference today when he described potential US Presidential candidate, as "self-opinionated, loud-mouthed, massive twat".
When it comes to angry, irrational behaviour Kim Jong-Un is one of the world's best. Harmony Blossom, offers some anger management tips, to this plucky, despot mentalist.
After the Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, said the BBC should concentrate on more 'distinctive' programming, he published his own 'approved' Saturday Night schedule. The Druid's Loom was lucky enough to get a sneak preview!
