Cameron – “Of course I’m not sending my son to a state school – LOL!”

Downing Street reacted with amusement today, when asked why the Prime Minister is considering a really expensive independent school for his son as opposed to a state school.

Cameron – “Of course I’m not sending my son to a state school – LOL!”

It emerged yesterday that David Cameron, is considering a range of really posh and expensive schools to send his son. This is despite suggesting in 2009, before he was elected that he would really like his children to go through the state education system. Common Practice When asked about this sudden change in opinion a Downing […]

Lottery Scam idiot thought “nobody would check ticket that throughly”

Lottery scam idiot, Hollee-Jo Binte, actually expected lotto officials to hand over £33 million, without really checking the ticket, after claiming it had been accidentally put through the wash it emerged today.

Lottery Scam idiot thought “nobody would check ticket that throughly”

Hollee-Jo Binte, a 46 year old grandmother, from Banbury reacted with shock yesterday, when she was refused her share of the recent £66 million lottery jackpot. “I really didn’t expect them to check the ticket that carefully”, she told the Druids Loom in a grating mock cockney accent. Pausing only briefly to take a few […]

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