Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

Despite a ruling yesterday, stating that the "Two Child Benefit Limit" is lawful, the Druid's Loom can reveal today that some couples are exempt and will still receive state handouts.

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

Despite a ruling yesterday, stating that the “Two Child Benefit Limit” is lawful, the Druid’s Loom can reveal today that some couples are exempt and will still receive state handouts.

Norwegians Decline Offer to Live in Shithole

The people of Norway have declined 'President' Trump's offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.

Norwegians Decline Offer to Live in Shithole

The people of Norway have declined ‘President’ Trump’s offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.

Moron Thinks a Cold Snap Negates Climate Change

Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as "global warming".

Moron Thinks a Cold Snap Negates Climate Change

Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as “global warming”.

Nigel Farage Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn't give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.

Nigel Farage Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn’t give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.

James Bond Shaken and Stirred by Sex Allegations

Fictional character, James Bond has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.

James Bond Shaken and Stirred by Sex Allegations

Fictional character, James Bond has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.

WHO Announce Jeremy Hunt as World Health Ambassador

After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.

WHO Announce Jeremy Hunt as World Health Ambassador

After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

Me and My Big Hands – Friday’s Essay By Donald Trump

In an world exclusive, The Druid's Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.

Me and My Big Hands – Friday’s Essay By Donald Trump

In an world exclusive, The Druid’s Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

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