Despite a ruling yesterday, stating that the "Two Child Benefit Limit" is lawful, the Druid's Loom can reveal today that some couples are exempt and will still receive state handouts.
Despite a ruling yesterday, stating that the “Two Child Benefit Limit” is lawful, the Druid’s Loom can reveal today that some couples are exempt and will still receive state handouts.
The people of Norway have declined 'President' Trump's offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.
The people of Norway have declined ‘President’ Trump’s offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.
Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as "global warming".
Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as “global warming”.
Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn't give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.
Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn’t give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.
Fictional character, James Bond has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.
Fictional character, James Bond has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.
After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.
After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.
An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.
An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.
Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.
Alpha male bully and President of the United States, Donald Trump, today declared that a pissing contest is much more fun when you are in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.
In an world exclusive, The Druid's Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.
In an world exclusive, The Druid’s Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.
The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.
The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.
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The Druid's Loom is delighted to announce it has been commissioned by HM Government to provide robust evidence in support of the controversial Misuse of Body Language Act which is due to be put before Parliament later this year
Popular children's television series, Postman Pat, has been cancelled today, after themes of an 'adult nature' were accidentally included in one episode.
People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.
Readers of an English regional newspaper have reacted with shock, fury, amazement, and xenophobia, following news that a local news reporter may or may not collect stamps.
