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China occupies small island known as ‘Britain’

By Druids Loom Reporter on February 25, 2016

Unconfirmed reports suggest China may have occupied a small island in the North Sea known as 'Britain'.

construction Workers — **Chinese Construction Workers Yesterday**

Satellite images released by the Pentagon show a Chinese construction site at Hinkley Point. A spokesman for the Chinese government denied it has territorial ambitions in Somerset and the North Sea and threatened to kill anyone who said otherwise.

Tensions

Tensions remain high in the region because France, which invaded the island in 1066, has rival ambitions to provide the island it’s energy. The international community is looking on anxiously as Russian and Chinese oligarchs compete to buy large parts of Britain.

Nice Cup of Tea

The Russian ambassador to Britain was unavailable for comment but did ask reporters and dissidents to pop round for a nice cup of tea.

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