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Parachute For Sale


For sale Parachute. Used once didn’t open.

Some stains.

£50 ono.

Phone Jemma of 07654 342123, for more details


Knighthood For Sale


For sale Knighthoods

£1 million ono.

Phone T. May on 07654 342123, for more details

Experienced Pilot Wanted

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Pilot required to fly sundry items of clothing/accessories to their owner whilst he lectures the general public about the threat of global warming.

Send your CV to:
c/o The Edge

Salary £749 basic
plus generous benefits and call out charge.

Butter Nut Squashes Transported


We are able to transport large quantities of butter nut squash to any destination world wide.

No questions asked.

Phone Barry of 07654 342123, for more details

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