Coronavirus ‘Not Hard’ According to Scaffolder

Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.

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Lee Terry – Hard as Fuck – Yesterday

Not a Proper Illness

Terry went on to say that ‘I couldn’t care less what this disease thinks it is. In my book, a proper illness is something that stops me going to the pub on a Friday night after a week of throwing poles around and flexing my muscles in the direction of anybody who vaguely glances in my direction’.

Football Hooligan

Lee describes himself as a diehard football hooligan and has challenged Coronavirus to ‘a meet, to sort this out for once and for all’.

Having  a Pop

When a reporter mentioned that Terry was actually arguing with an illness rather than a person, the response was ‘Yeah. You having a pop are you? I’ll sort you out quicker than a sneeze in the face from a commuter wearing an ill-fitting mask’.

Wandering Off

Terry then wandered off asking passers-by if they ‘wanted some’? Before having to clarify that he wasn’t talking about antibacterial hand wipes or toilet rolls.

 

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