16:00 – Dick and Dominatrix
Children’s entertainment show, Dick somehow gets tied up, with a ball gag stuck in his mouth, while Dominatrix, uses her trusty Cat ‘O Nine Tails, to try to remove it.
16:20 – Flog it
A game show, where contestants play a range of S&M themed games.
17:00 – Early Evening Conservative Propaganda
Presented by Laura Kessinger.
17:40 – Can’t Touch This
Zoe Ball and Ashley Banjo, use a range of ‘Edging’ techniques to see which contestants can last the longest.
18:40 – Celebrity Wank Off
Three celebrities return to see who can ‘beat their meat’ the quickest. Who will hold aloft, the coveted golden dildo?
19:30 – The National Lottery – Magic Balls
An entertainment game show with a distinctly testicular theme.
20:00 – Strictly Cum
Celebrities are paired up with their professional porn stars to perform a range of ever more complex sex positions.
Each act is under the scrutiny of judges: Ben Dover, Long Dong Silver, Nicci Sterling and Wilde Oscar.
21:30 – Pimps Den
Entrepreneurial prostitutes pitch their ‘skills’ to the ‘Pimps’, to see if they can secure protection and further business opportunities.
22:00 – Propaganda at Ten
Presented by Nick Robinson.
23:00 – The Hairy Bikers
Bikers, in leather, with whips, chains, and plenty of oil.