Dear Druid,
Apparently there is loads of fake news being published as genuine at the moment. This is terrible.
Thank goodness I can rely on high quality newspapers such at the Daily Mail to uphold journalistic standards and only publish factual articles.
Yours
Norman Mentalist, Hinckley, Leicestershire
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