It is expected that the horrific digital hybrid will be a right wing propaganda mouthpiece of gargantuan proportions.
Humiliate and Degrade
Claire Dunghamper, spokeswoman for the Daily Mail, told the Druid’s Loom, “This move is really exciting. There are so many female celebrities that have put on, or lost a bit too much weight, and just not the space on our current website to include them all. With this merger, we will be able to humiliate and degrade even more women on a daily basis.”
All Grown Up
It will also feature an enhanced HD ‘side-bar of shame’. A place where middle aged men, can leer at the latest “all grown up” starlet, and middle aged women can get moist, looking at Aidan Turner without his shirt on.
Sad Face Sub-Domain
Other plans for the online shit-rag include:
Mrs Dunghamper concluded by telling us, “It will be like mixing Donald Trump and Nigel Farage and adding a sprinkling of the ‘Britain First’ Facebook group.”