News crews and most normal people were a bit shocked yesterday when Donald Trump, punched a small kitten in the face because the meowing during one of his speeches annoyed him a bit.
The incident occurred when Mr Trump was speaking at a rally somewhere in southern America. As Trump was spouting vociferous, nonsensical, bullshit at his podium, a small scared kitten inadvertently strayed into the conference hall.
Terrified by the huge crowds of people, the kitten began to meow.
As a security guard came over to remove the kitten Mr Trump reassured him, in a pathetic attempt to endear himself to the voters.
“Don’t worry about that kitten,” Mr Trump said. “I love kittens. I hear that kitten meowing, I like it. What a kitten. What a beautiful kitten.“
“Don’t worry about it, you know?” Trump added. “It’s young and beautiful and healthy, and that’s what we want.“
As the kitten continued to mew, Mr Trump seemed to get more irritated which appeared to initiate his schizophrenic personality.
“Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the fucking kitten out of here,” Trump moaned, gesturing like a twat.
He added, “That’s all right. Don’t worry. I, I think you really believed me that I love having a kitten meowing while I’m speaking. That’s OK. People don’t understand. That’s OK. Now can someone put it to sleep?“
Trembling Baby Animal
Security Guards were reluctant to euthanise the kitten and nobody followed Mr Trump’s requests.
“Fuck this,” Mr Trump explained as he stepped down the stage.
Mr Trump then bent down and punched the trembling baby animal in the face. Some of the rednecks in the audience laughed at this and Mr Trump played up to the baying crowed by hoofing the kitten across the floor.