Donald Trump Punches Kitten in Face

Donald Trump punched a defenseless kitten in the face yesterday, after is constant meowing annoyed him a bit.

Kitten Sustains Trump Related Injuries
Kitten Sustains Trump Related Injuries
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News crews and most normal people were a bit shocked yesterday when Donald Trump, punched a small kitten in the face because the meowing during one of his speeches annoyed him a bit.

Nonsensical
The incident occurred when Mr Trump was speaking at a rally somewhere in southern America. As Trump was spouting vociferous, nonsensical, bullshit at his podium, a small scared kitten inadvertently strayed into the conference hall.

Terrified by the huge crowds of people, the kitten began to meow.

Meowing
As a security guard came over to remove the kitten Mr Trump reassured him, in a pathetic attempt to endear himself to the voters.

Don’t worry about that kitten,” Mr Trump said. “I love kittens. I hear that kitten meowing, I like it. What a kitten. What a beautiful kitten.

Don’t worry about it, you know?” Trump added. “It’s young and beautiful and healthy, and that’s what we want.

Schizophrenic
As the kitten continued to mew, Mr Trump seemed to get more irritated which appeared to initiate his schizophrenic personality.

Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the fucking kitten out of here,” Trump moaned, gesturing like a twat.

He added, “That’s all right. Don’t worry. I, I think you really believed me that I love having a kitten meowing while I’m speaking. That’s OK. People don’t understand. That’s OK. Now can someone put it to sleep?

Trembling Baby Animal
Security Guards were reluctant to euthanise the kitten and nobody followed Mr Trump’s requests.

Fuck this,” Mr Trump explained as he stepped down the stage.

Mr Trump then bent down and punched the trembling baby animal in the face. Some of the  rednecks in the audience laughed at this and Mr Trump played up to the baying crowed by hoofing the kitten across the floor.

 

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