The horrendous union took place yesterday after the couple were bonded in hate, whilst spouting venomous bile in wake of the attacks on Brussels.
During the sweaty altercation there was a generous amount of grunting and harrowing moaning. Mr Trump used his mediocre appendage to implant his seed into the cavernous receptacle of Miss Hopkins.
[Oh God, this is the stuff of nightmares. I’m sorry – I’m not sure I can go on, I feel sick! *Deep Breaths* – Okay, let’s continue. – Druid’s Loom Reporter]
The genetic implications of this unison are quite literally unspeakable. Multiply the bigoted views with the quest for power and world dominance and we will have on our hands a nauseating organism capable of untold destruction and suffering.
Experts believe that the resulting progeny will be called something ridiculous, such as Madagascar Trump (which sounds like a condition you have, where you follow-through when you fart) and will resemble the blob-fish.
End of Days
During the birth – when the abomination is expelled from Miss Hopkins’ vagina – it is thought that the world will fall dark, the seas will boil and misery will reign supreme; until the end of days…
What should Donald and Katie name their ‘baby’? Suggestions in the comments below please.