Dear Mr Druid,

May I remind people they should be standing at least 2 miles apart at all times. Anyone found walking on moorland or mountains with a gap of less than 2 miles between them will be shot on site by a police drone.

Unless you’re an aristocrat, obviously.

Yours sincerely,

Genghis Arkwright
The Police and Crime Commissioner for Yorkshire

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