Whatever one’s feelings were after the General Election 2015, many Britons breathed a sigh of relief as it seemed that Nigel Farage’s smug and self-centered face had retired from the public stage.
Smoking a Fag
During the election campaign the British public were bombarded with images of Mr Farage for months. If he wasn’t drinking a pint, whilst smoking a fag, in a pub, he was ranting on about something that was borderline racist.
When the election ended, and his party performed abysmally, it seemed like his gurning features had slunk back from the hole that they had emerged from.
Squishy Faced Nutjob
Suddenly, we have a referendum on the EU. For some reason the media have decided to drag up this political failure and press him for comment; as if is opinion is worth anything? This squishy faced nutjob has, for the past 48 hours, been appearing on the sofas of every television studio up and down the country.
Mouth of Sauron
Cory Marksworth from Exeter told The Druids Loom, “He talks far to loudly about things he doesn’t really understand. It’s funny for a bit, because he looks odd, but after a while you realise that his mouth is far too big for his face, like “The Mouth of Sauron” in “The Return of the King.”
It seemed there were few people who wanted to see the “Return of Farage.” The Druid’s Loom asked a number of people what they thought about his reemergence and most of the comments are unprintable here.
Karen Hawk, explained to us that she was now fed up of seeing his photo. “After the last general election, I thought that was it; the novelty is over. I was sick of the sight of him. In fact the only good picture of Nigel Farage, was the one where he was all messed up after crashing that aeroplane. That was hilarious.”