Hello there readers! It’s Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt here; looking to give you medical advice and top tips on how to stay healthy.
Now it doesn’t take an idiot to realise that there are currently problems with our overstretched health service. In fact, I’ve made sure my department has fed the right wing press as many negative stories as possible about the NHS so I can lower public sympathy for those pesky Junior doctors who keep going on strike, moaning about their working hours and stuff.
As many of you are probably aware I have begun offering advice to sick people, who can’t afford private health care, on how they can avoid going to hospital. Only the other day, I explained how to use the internet to figure out if a rash on a child is serious or not.
Feel free to use Hunt’s Handy Health Checker below, to diagnose and treat some common ailments.
Hunt’s Handy Health Checker – Click for the Advice
please note Jeremy’ s advice is NOT endorsed by any medical organisation. Please do not follow it.
On top of this advice I am about to launch my own health help-line, where you can phone me, Jeremy Hunt, and I will offer you hints and tips, of how to get fit and well again.
My help-line will be available from 10am until 4pm (closed between 12-2pm for lunch), Monday to Friday (early closing Friday). It’s also closed on bank holidays and for two weeks over Christmas. Oh, and it’s closed during parliament recesses – see fig 1 for the MP’s holiday dates.
My new help-line is called “Complete Hunt“, and I plan to set it up after the next general election.