Disgusting right-wing fascists were today embroiled in an internal conflict of epic proportions after the Orlando nightclub mass-shooting.
The hate filled morons literally couldn’t get their tiny, narrow minded brains around the events that unfolded in Florida.
“I hate the Muslims,” grunted Jason Knuckledragger,an EDL member and intolerant twat. “But I also hate those fuckin’ queers. I just don’t know how to respond to this.”
“I should be pleased with the outcome, but I can’t be pleased because it was a fuckin’ Muslim that done it. I just don’t know what to do. I want my mum!” he continued, almost crying.
The scenes were echoed across the country, where it suddenly dawned on loads of bigoted arseholes that there was a fundamental flaw with hating large numbers of minority groups.
“I used to hate anyone who wasn’t White English, Christian and straight, it was so simple,” Barry Twatwallop explained. “Now some one I hate has done something bad against another group I hate. Extremist Muslims hate the homos and I hate the homos too. Does that mean I am a Muslim? I don’t understand.“
Clusters of vile racists wandered the streets hoping to protest about something or someone, but couldn’t quite figure out what to do. In the end they decided to use it as an excuse to vote leave on June 23rd.
“I think this is all down to the EU and their liberal attitude on bum-boys and immigration. The problems in Orlando, could easily cross the channel and affect us in England,” Mr Twatwallop suggested. “This is why I will be voting for Brexit.“
Our reporter pointed out that Orlando was not in Europe and Mr Twatwallop screamed, “Why does nothing make sense anymore! It used to be so easy to hate everyone and beat people up and stuff. I don’t fuckin’ get it,” before wetting his pants and running away.