He handed his letter of resignation to Reich Fuhrer David Cameron in the early hours, citing ‘cruel policies aimed at the most vulnerable in society.’
The shock resignation has taken everyone at the Reichstag by surprise as it was Iain Duncan-Himmler himself who first introduced cruel policies aimed at the most vulnerable. He told a puzzled Druids Loom reporter –
‘I am unable to stand by passively as the policies I supported yesterday are inflicted on the disabled. I’m such a fucking hypocrite!’
Old School Chum
Sources close to Duncan-Himmler have denied the resignation is an attempt to undermine the Fuhrer and bolster the EU ‘Blitz-It’ campaign. Downing Street has so far refused to comment, but the Fuhrer is said to be jolly disappointed with his old school chum.
Are you disabled? Would you like to shove your wheelchair up IDH’s arse? Me too.
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