Being a the supreme leader of a country is difficult stressful work, But Kim, you really do need to calm down don’t you?If you are not feeding your uncle to a pack of dogs, you are obliterating your generals with anti-aircraft guns.
This kind of behaviour will win you no real friends in the long run and needs to be addressed, as being constantly angry like this will affect your long-term health.
There are some very simple techniques you can follow so keep yourself calm, so next time you plan to execute some terrapin farmers, because the terrapins died, take heed.
Count to ten
One of the easiest things you can do, before acting on your thoughts is to count to ten. It may sound like an old wives tale, but it really does work. So next time you plan to test some long-range missiles, stop for a moment. Take a deep breath and count slowly from one to ten (backwards if you prefer). You will find you will be able to think a lot more clearly.
Maybe then, instead of ordering your ex-girlfriend to be shot, for appearing in a risqué pop video, you can just let her off with a warning instead?
Anger is a very destructive emotion, and not conducive to being the “dear leader”, of a whole country. You need a clear head, and relaxed thoughts. Below I have compiled a handy guide to help your on a journey to your calm inner self.
Have a go at some of these Kim, and see how you get on! I am looking forward to seeing how your new calmer leadership skills develop.