Liam Fox “Too Ignorant and a Twat,” say UK Businesses

UK Businesses today announced that Liam Fox, was an ignorant little twat, after he described them as "too lazy and fat," to forge trade deals with other parts of the world.

Odious Little Shit - Liam Fox Yesterday
Odious Little Shit – Liam Fox Yesterday
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Angry business, working exceptionally hard and giving shit loads of tax to the fucking government, were yesterday left understandably incensed by pig ignorant comments uttered by shit-tard Liam Fox.

Fuck-Muffins
We had trade deals – IN THE EU! That was before pro-brexit fuck-muffins like Liam got involved,” explained the Fynn Creamymousse, CEO of Some Product Incorporated. “Then, the cunt-wad criticises us in the most demeaning way possible because we are not acting fast enough. Well excuse me, I am too busy trying to stay afloat and keep a roof over my employees heads.

Disgraced Defence Secretary
Dr Liam Fox, who very un-lazily claimed 3 pence for a 90 metre car journey, using money raised in part from corporation tax  has recently been given the job of Trade Secretary. The former disgraced Defence Secretary has been criticised by some business as doing more harm than good in the international arena.

Bubbles
“Last week we were in the final stages of establishing a trade deal with India,” explained Freda Glittersnatch, Director of  “The Bubble Man”, bubble wrap manufacturer in Kent. “This morning they phoned us saying the deal is now off as they don’t want to work with overweight and sedentary partners. It seems like the contract has now gone to ‘Le Bubble Homme’, a French Company.

Malingering Shit-Bag
Also, I have never ever decided not to try and forge a new deal, or get a new contract and play golf instead. If I did that sort of shit, me and my family would go hungry. The malingering shit-bag,” she added.

Spokesperson for the Department of International Trade, Paul Smeanis, told the Druid’s Loom, “I have to work with Liam Fox, and the opinion of British businesses is pretty much correct. Dr Fox is a right little fucker.

 

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