After just over 100 years, Einstein’s prediction of gravitational waves has finally been proven by the LIGO collaboration. This group of 1000 scientists worldwide, discovered these ripples in the fabric of spacetime which confirm a big part of Einsteins theory of general relativity.
Despite the staggering cost of the research and the huge technical achievement by all involved, Liam Zwartwin from Gloucester couldn’t give a shit.
When we approached him for comment, Mr Zwartwin told The Druid’s Loom, “Get out of my ******g face”.
Our science editor explained that, the way that we understand the Universe will fundamentally change from this point, and this work will lead to new branches of further cosmological studies and theories.
Mr Zwartwin, remained resolute and explained, “Did you not here me the first time? Get out of my face or I’ll cut you up”, before flipping us the finger and crossing the road.