Voters were today surprised to learn that David Cameron, was complaining that the leaders of certain countries were corrupt, whilst he was speaking with the Queen on Tuesday.
Mr Cameron whined to Her Majesty about how some countries, such as Nigeria and Afghanistan were ‘fantastically corrupt.”
This news comes after he admitted, just a few weeks ago, that he has avoided some tax payments as he stashed sums of his money in specialist tax avoidance accounts.
Spokesman for the Nigerian Government, Adewale Broomkettle told the Druid’s Loom, “We think that these comments are a little unfair, seeing as most tax havens in the world are under British control. Also, this guy presides over a bunch of MP’s who appear to claim unlimited expenses for all sorts of bollocks and keep giving themselves pay rises. All this at a time when more and more British people are living in poverty. Perhaps Mr Cameron should get his own house in order before criticising us.“
“I can also confirm that our leader has never placed his penis inside a severed pig’s head,” he continued inevitably.
Crumpton Curlyarse, a spokesman from Downing Street explained, “Mr Cameron, is a privileged member of the aristocracy. He has a RIGHT to be corrupt. Those people from these hot and dusty countries DO NOT.“