Manchester Restaurant Prosecuted for Serving Donkey Dentures

A Manchester restaurant owner has been prosecuted for serving donkey dentures to one of his customers.

Donkey Denture Disgust
Donkey Denture Disgust
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Customer Tim Hargreaves 43, told the Druids Loom – “my wife and I went to Carliettalio’s restaurant in town to celebrate her birthday. I read out the menu to her – ‘lime-leaf crusted shrimp with green mango salad and donkey dentures – well that’s my meal cancelled’ I said, ‘the disgusting image of a set of donkey dentures in my salad has caused a sudden loss to my appetite’.

My wife said – ‘well I still want to eat – it’s my birthday’.
‘well eat then’ I said,
‘I don’t want to eat alone’ she said,
‘well don’t eat then’ I said,
‘but i’m hungry’ she said,
‘well eat then’ I said,
‘I don’t want to eat alone’ she said,
‘well I’ve lost my appetite’ I said,
‘well I still want to eat – it’s my birthday’ she said,
‘well eat then’ I said,
‘I don’t want to eat alone’ she said,
‘well don’t eat then’ I said,
‘but i’m hungry’ she said,
‘well eat then’ I said,
‘I don’t want to eat alone’ she said,
‘well I’ve lost my appetite’ I said,
‘well I still want to eat – it’s my birthday’ she said,
‘well eat then’ I said,
‘I don’t want to eat alone’ she said,
‘well don’t eat then’ I said,
‘but i’m hungry’ she said.
As it was her birthday I agreed to try and eat something with her. when the starters arrived she told me she’d lost her appetite. ‘What’s wrong?’
I asked her – ‘there’s a set of donkey dentures in my salad’ she replied”.

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