Migraine Malady

Migraine Medicine
Migraine Medicine
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Dear Druid,

My wife suffers from terrible migraine headaches.

Whilst thumbing my way through a copy of Cosmo in the Doctors last week I read that oral sex helped relieve the symptoms by releasing “endorphins” in to the bloodstream.

So today as my wife was suffering from another painful episode I decided to help her out.
I prepared the bedroom with the curtains pulled and lit a few candles.
As she relaxed I popped my old todger into her mouth and she went fucking mental.

Thanks Cosmo you twats.

Yours Sincerely

Mr Winegums.

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