My wife suffers from terrible migraine headaches.
Whilst thumbing my way through a copy of Cosmo in the Doctors last week I read that oral sex helped relieve the symptoms by releasing “endorphins” in to the bloodstream.
So today as my wife was suffering from another painful episode I decided to help her out.
I prepared the bedroom with the curtains pulled and lit a few candles.
As she relaxed I popped my old todger into her mouth and she went fucking mental.
Thanks Cosmo you twats.