It’s too easy to become a teacher! At least that is what the Department of Education is suggesting with its latest plan to reform the education system.
With teacher recruitment at an all time low, for some inexplicable reason, the Government wants to make it even more difficult to become qualified.
“What we are suggesting, is a ‘Hunger Games’ style training process.” Gareth Shitwad, Head of Moronic Policies, told the Druid’s Loom. “At the moment too many people are not becoming teachers. We believe that making the process harder – particularly in the first few years of the job – will make more people want to stand in a room and be abused by 14 year olds.“
The Government is now offering careers advice to ‘would be’ teachers and this is outlined in the document below.
Low Pay Indefinitely
Mr Shitwad dribbled and explained, “We believe that the risk of almost certain death will really raise the profile of the teaching profession and attract some excellent candidates. It also means that schools can just keep an ‘Under Teacher’ on low pay indefinitely and save us loads of money.“