Dear Auntie Druid,
I’m a 26 yr old man and I am becoming increasing concerned about the curvature of my aroused member. It is basically bent like a hook and causes both me and my partner extreme discomfort during love making.
She tried to fellate me last week and I nearly extracted her wisdom teeth.
I would like to help you, I really would – but I haven’t stopped laughing since I read your email. Thank you for brightening up my day. You should probably go and see a doctor and show them the problem. Just be careful, you don’t get gouge their eyes out for something!