News

Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

August 7, 2018

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

July 12, 2018

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

July 9, 2018

Southgate knows the importance of missing

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

June 18, 2018

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

May 23, 2018

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

May 15, 2018

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

May 3, 2018

The right side of history, The wrong side of St George.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

April 24, 2018

A State Funded Baby - Born Earlier Today

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

April 23, 2018

Random Articles from the Archives

Young Minds Matter? – Just Give ’em a Slap!

Robert Bigopinion offers his inflamed, uncaring and worryingly dangerous views on the mental health of young people.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

Vince Cable to Relaunch Himself with a New Name

The perennially anonymous leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Vince Cable, has hired a crack-team of personal branding experts to add a much-needed boost his non-existent public profile.

Wales Concerned as Oxfam Aid Workers Sent to Earthquake Zone

People in Wales and the South West of England has expressed concern today, as they learned that Oxfam would be dispatching aid workers to areas worst affected by todays earthquake.