News

Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

Other Things Probably More Important than Big Ben Bonging

August 23, 2017

Possible Faulty Voice Box? - Image distributed under the CC BY 2.0 License

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

August 20, 2017

Nuclear Pissing Contest More Fun With Nukes – Trump Declares

August 9, 2017

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed “Autumn Holidays”

August 8, 2017

Planning to Retire? Forget it and Just Die

“Die at Your Desk”, Government tells Middle Aged Workers

July 19, 2017

Dr Who - Whiiping Daily Mail Columists into a Frenxy, Yesterday

Female Dr Who Latest – Huge Explosion at Daily Mail Office

July 17, 2017

Fifty Shades of Stretchmarks

July 17, 2017

Donald Trump with his big hands, yesterday

Me and My Big Hands – Friday’s Essay By Donald Trump

July 14, 2017

Artificial Intelligence Shedding a Tear, Yesterday

Artificial Intelligence Evolves Basic Human Emotions

July 13, 2017

Random Articles from the Archives

Trump Hardware launch new prejudice adhesive ‘No More Mexicans’.

President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.

I Really Can’t Be Arsed Anymore – Says Jeremy Hunt

On hearing the news this morning, and being reminded there is another doctors strike, Jeremy Hunt just rolled over and went back to bed.

Ex-BNP Member – Jack Buckby – Tops Opinion Poll

Jack Buckby, the former member of the BNP, who is standing for Jo Cox's seat in the Batley and Spen by-election - tops the opinion polls - as UK's biggest twat.

Go on Holiday in Lake District, Says PM from Lanzarote

David Cameron told the British public that they should spend their Easter holidays in the Lake District to help the area recover from the recent floods. The announcement was made from his luxury villa in Lanzarote.