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Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

Boris Johnson Does Something Right

September 30, 2019

"There's nowt to be learned from books"

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

August 7, 2018

At Least They Are Blue

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

July 12, 2018

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

July 9, 2018

Southgate knows the importance of missing

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

June 18, 2018

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

May 23, 2018

The devastating impact of gammon

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

May 15, 2018

I am the son of a bus driver

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

May 3, 2018

The right side of history, The wrong side of St George.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

April 24, 2018

Random Articles from the Archives

Cafe Capers

Alison Henderson gives us a humorous account of the Coffee Shop exploits, of Alice and Doreen - Two septuagenarians with the observational prowess of Russell Howard.

“Where’s Ainsley?” competition costs entrant £367.38

“Where’s Ainsley?” competition costs entrant £367.38

Furious and out of pocket, Nigel Cumdrip tells us how he was shafted by a competition in his favourite magazine.

“La La La La – Not Listening” – Says Jeremy Hunt

“La La La La – Not Listening” – Says Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt today pretended he couldn't hear what the President of the Royal College of Physicians was saying.

New Logo Gets Inspiration from Britain First, not Premier League, say UKIP

UKIP has stressed that its potential new "lion logo" gets it's inspiration from the Britain First and NOT the Premier League.