News

Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

August 7, 2018

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

July 12, 2018

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

July 9, 2018

Southgate knows the importance of missing

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

June 18, 2018

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

May 23, 2018

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

May 15, 2018

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

May 3, 2018

The right side of history, The wrong side of St George.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

April 24, 2018

A State Funded Baby - Born Earlier Today

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

April 23, 2018

Random Articles from the Archives

Computer Science Students Actually Do Some Work

There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.

BudgetFood – Inside the Supermarket Where Everything Costs 20p.

BudgetFlight owner Stavros Honolulu has set up BudgetFood, a new discount supermarket where all items cost 20p

Post Brexit British Science in Great Shape

Fears that British science would suffer following Brexit have been alleviated as a Sussex pensioner invents a breakfast making machine.

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.