News

Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

August 7, 2018

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

July 12, 2018

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

July 9, 2018

Southgate knows the importance of missing

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

June 18, 2018

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

May 23, 2018

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

May 15, 2018

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

May 3, 2018

The right side of history, The wrong side of St George.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

April 24, 2018

A State Funded Baby - Born Earlier Today

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

April 23, 2018

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TV Meerkat has Rabies

Tragedy struck the world of television advertising today with the announcement that Aleksandr Orlov, CEO of comparethemeerkat.com, is suffering from rabies.

Sharp Fall in Attractive Girls Getting A-Level Results

There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year - according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.

Olympics: Favela Dwellers Not Really Noticing “A New World”

The "New World" promised by the Rio 2016 slogan, has not yet reached the people of the Favela, despite the slums being situated just meters from the stadium, it was revealed yesterday.

Oh Shit! – Say Rich and Powerful

It was revealed today that the world's richest, most powerful elite are corrupt, tax-dodging, lawbreaking pieces of scum and this came as absolutely no surprise to anyone.