News

Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

August 7, 2018

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

July 12, 2018

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

July 9, 2018

Southgate knows the importance of missing

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

June 18, 2018

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

May 23, 2018

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

May 15, 2018

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

May 3, 2018

The right side of history, The wrong side of St George.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

April 24, 2018

A State Funded Baby - Born Earlier Today

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

April 23, 2018

Random Articles from the Archives

Ryanair to be renamed Ryanground

The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.

Culture Secretary Publishes Approved BBC Saturday Night Schedule

After the Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, said the BBC should concentrate on more 'distinctive' programming, he published his own 'approved' Saturday Night schedule. The Druid's Loom was lucky enough to get a sneak preview!

Kensington & Chelsea Council Fails to Organise Piss Up in Brewery

A trip to a brewery, for staff working at Kensington & Chelsea Council, lacked significant organisation and resulted in disappointment, the Druid's Loom discovered yesterday.

John Bercow Stuck in Notting Hill Carnival Traffic

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, had a very surprising and lengthy trip to the laundrette, during the Notting Hill Carnival.