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Here are all the News articles published by the Druid’s Loom.

"There's nowt to be learned from books"

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

August 7, 2018

At Least They Are Blue

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

July 12, 2018

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

July 9, 2018

Southgate knows the importance of missing

England Already Selects Player that will Miss Penalty that Sends Them Home

June 18, 2018

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

May 23, 2018

The devastating impact of gammon

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

May 15, 2018

I am the son of a bus driver

Did you know that Sajid Javid Was the Son of a bus driver?

May 3, 2018

The right side of history, The wrong side of St George.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

April 24, 2018

A State Funded Baby - Born Earlier Today

Some Children Exempt from Two Child Benefit Limit.

April 23, 2018

Random Articles from the Archives

I think I might be Gay

I think I might be Gay

A journalist for the Daily Mail, is concerned that he might be gay,

People Who Put Dog Poo Bags in Trees are Clearly Insane

People Who Put Dog Poo Bags in Trees are Clearly Insane

With the invention of dog poo bins, the act of picking festering dog shit from the sole of one's shoe, is almost a thing of the past.

Final Piece of Christmas Cake Consumed

Final Piece of Christmas Cake Consumed

After a month lying on the kitchen work surface, untidily wrapped in tin foil, the final piece of last Christmas cake 2015 has been consumed in a moment of desperation.

That iconic finger is back on our TV screens!

That iconic finger is back on our TV screens!

Throughout the years, The Apprentice TV show has been accused of continuously failing to realistically reflect the businesses world. But you know what? Get over it! Authenticity got thrown out of the window a long time ago mate!