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A few short months ago, Jeremy Hunt managed to piss off the Junior Doctors big time. He now has his sights set on really fucking off the whole country.
Buggered Around
“Mr Hunt has buggered around with the NHS so much it is barely recognisable,” explained Dr Dan Curemore, a Junior Doctor from Manchester. “At the end of this dispute, he went on TV and said that this would be “his last big job in politics” – At least that gave us some hope.“
Little Turd
“It turns out that the little fucker was lying about that too! The little turd.” he added angrily.
Sitcom
After the mess of Brexit, Britain needs a strong government, to steer us through the rocky waters. At the moment the political line up looks like the cast of a particularly shit sitcom.
- Jeremy Hunt – Smarmy bastard of the NHS
- Michael Gove – Rubber faced, teacher-bashing bastard.
- Stephen Crabb – Homophobe who thinks being gay can be cured.
- Boris Johnson – A comedy character from children’s TV and national embarrassment.
- Nigel Farage – Your friendly neighbourhood racist. And complete Obscured Due to Legal Advice
Great Big Hunt
“Imagine if Mr Hunt were to become Prime Minister,” Dr Curemore continued. “Who wants a Premiere with a surname that rhymes with c**t!“
You missed out police-basher Theresa May