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The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ' bloody useless around the house'. The Queen stated ' One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ' she said, on The One Show.
Culture Secretary John Whittingdale told the Druid's Loom today that sampling different types of culture and entertainment, such as engaging in a relationship with a sex-worker, was just part of his job and he should be praised for 'going the extra mile'.
After a quantity of human excrement was found in the ice at a KFC 'Restaurant' yesterday, the company took immediate action, by re-branding a number of their products.
The US State Department has announced plans to stop the controversial practice of body- boarding. It follows widespread criticism from human rights groups who say forcing middle aged men with pot-bellies to humiliate themselves in front of younger, flaxen-haired surfers is cruel and inhuman.