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Austrian-born Richard Burdock (87), publisher of ‘Knobs and Knockers’ furniture magazine, tweeted today that he is "the luckiest dirty old man in world" after tying the knot with top supermodel Jenny Ball (18).
The White House domestic team has decided to invest in fitted rubber sheeting for the presidential sleeping quarters, in a surprise move, yesterday.
The US State Department has announced plans to stop the controversial practice of body- boarding. It follows widespread criticism from human rights groups who say forcing middle aged men with pot-bellies to humiliate themselves in front of younger, flaxen-haired surfers is cruel and inhuman.
Up to 3000 jobs have been put at risk today with the announcement that Maplin's Holiday Camps are set to close. The once popular entertainment centre has blames cheap internet holidays deals and the low value of the pound for their demise.